Jack: Lemon, today is the first day of the rest of your life, and what is the first thing that you need to do?
Liz: I have to break up with Dennis.
Jack: And why is that?
Liz: Because he wears shirts with the Looney Tunes embroidered on them. Because he cuts his own hair. Because that one little nice thing that he does, doesn't make up for the fact that I don't want to be seen with him in public.
Jack: And if you don't break up with him now?
Liz: He'll just keep showing up at work to sell beepers. He'll just keep calling my mother to borrow money. We'll just get more and more tangled up in each others' lives until I just can't even get away and we're just like...Oh my God.
Jack: That's right, he's the Rat King! And there's only one way to break up with a rat, you have to cut him off completely. You have to stuff your heart with steel wool and tin foil. You must be ruthless, you must be absolute. Remember always, you are the exterminator. Say it!
Liz: I am the exterminator.
Jack: Say it like you mean it!
Liz: I am the exterminator!
Jack: Louder!
Liz: I AM THE EXTERMINATOR!
Jack: Okay, not that loud. Shh. Shh. People are trying to work around here.
Sep 18th