30 Rock Season 3, Episode 7 - "Señor...
Elisa: What's ridiculous about love?
Jack Donaghy: Well the idea of depending on one person for the rest of your life is irrational. You come in alone, you go out alone.
Elisa: That's the saddest thing I ever heard.
Jack Donaghy: There's nothing sad about it all actually. I have a great life. Tonight I'm going out with a FOX news correspondent. We'll have some dinner, some laughs, some sex--not necessarily in that order, but I'm not counting on spending the rest of my life with her.
Elisa: So what's your plan? Get old? Die alone? in an empty room with your gold shoes?
Jack Donaghy: That's what happens to most of us, at least I'm prepared. Without getting into specifics, my exit involves a McFlurry machine and a video tape of risque commercials from overseas.
Elisa: I don't even don't know what to say to that. Except that in Puerto Rico a McFlurry is called a Señor Flurry!
loves it <3
Jan 11th